
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Review: Yinka Shonibare: Mother and Father Worked Hard So I Can Play @ St. Louis Art Museum

Monday, January 11, 2010
The 2010 LeRoys
The I Told You So: Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez
Facebooking
The Making Kids Seem Amusing Award: Julie Henderson tie with Nikki Green
Best Movie Seen on Netflix: Coraline tie with Berlin: Symphony of a City
Most Underwhelming Movie Seen on Netflix or in the Theatre: Inglorious Basterds
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Paradigm Shift

OK, this will gross some of you out. Vegetarians beware. Vegans don't even bother. Raw fooders, this won't even be in your lexicon.
I went to Hot Doug's in Chicago (corner of S. California and W. Roscoe) this past week.It changed my life.
I used to think tubed meat was suspect at best. Always a gamble, rarely gourmet.
Holy Sweet Relish was I wrong.
We had a Chicago style dog which, for the uninitiated, involves a beef dog on a sesame seed bun with sliced tomatoes, diced onions, electric green relish, mustard, a sliver of pickle. It's the greatest indigenous twist on a national staple I can think of.
Then, we had two others. Get ready...
A venison and blueberry dog with blackberry sauce and goat cheese and...drum roll please...a duck and black truffle dog with foie gras.
Magic.
Frankly, I've only had this kind of transformative experience twice before in my life.
The first was Pizza al Volo in Venice. The second was Cozy Corner BBQ in Memphis.
I cannot stress enough how unbelievably superior each of these three eateries are.
I'm going to publish a book called "Three Things to Eat Before You Die."
Cancel that, I just told you. Go forth and engorge.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
I Hereby Volunteer for Democracy

Monday, January 4, 2010
Trifectas, Part 2

Point of Order

Sunday, January 3, 2010
Flippin' Irish

Saturday, December 26, 2009
A Blooming Good Charity

Thursday, December 24, 2009
A Bit O' Christmas Cheer

How come Rudolph and the reindeers never unionized?
I was telling a friend of mine about this.
Saying it would be a good idea for something.
The unionizing of the reindeer that is.
But it makes you wonder about what would justify such a thing.
It doesn’t seem to me like those other 364 nights are super productive.
So, I was saying.
That it doesn’t seem like those 9 have any reason for gripes.
I’m sure that National Geographic is paying them for all that reindeer documentary footage.
And Burl Ives is probably giving them kickbacks.
But it makes you wonder, or at least it makes me wonder, if they get anything out of the whole arrangement.
It’s got to be longer than a 8 hour workday.
And I’ve seen the specials. The fat man has a whip.
Maybe a union isn’t so bad.
Ever wonder what Jesus used to get for Hannukah?
If I was Jesus, not saying I could fill those shoes,
Or sandals or whatever it was.
But if I was Jesus,
I think I might’ve had a minor dilemma with this one day holiday thing.
We should stick with eight days of presents.
In honor of Jesus’s heritage, naturally.
It just doesn’t seem fair to the kids.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Spreading the Cheer
Monday, December 21, 2009
Something Else I Do Not Get

Sunday, December 13, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Light it Up

Saturday, November 28, 2009
It's 65 Degrees in Memphis

The Brattle Browl

Oak vs Dal- Another game I could really care less about. I may actually not give a damn normally, but since the Saints play the boys in 3 weeks... i'm gonna be paying attention and sticking some needles in my Romo voodoo doll. I can mail you one if you'd like btw. Dallas wins by 14 in their up week.
NYG vs Den- I totally thought the Giants had packed their bags for the offseason, but since the proved me wrong and beat the dirty birds last week... i'll buy them for this week. They still can't play defense but its really hard to say much positive about Denver lately. Supposedly they had a "players meeting" and i guess they get everything magically fixed with that... i'm not buying it. Giants roll one up on the Broncos by 10.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sono in ritardo

Bushwacked!

Tonight is Miami without Ronnie Brown vs Carolina. Carolina is playing good ball the past two weeks. They smell a shot at the playoffs. Dont like that! I like the underachieving Panthers much better. The only thing different about tonight for Miami is EVERYTHING. Ronnie Brown out for the year (my second highest RB on my fantasy team... i was reduced to replacing him with Beanie Wells on waivers). So, maybe this is good. Forcing Miami to play like a pro team instead of a college team. They might develop their QB more this way. It wont happen tonight. If the Panthers stick with the run and time of possession, they take this game by 10. Henne vs a top pass defense... look out.
Ind vs Bal- Ya know that the Ravens aren't just going to lay down and take this one, but the QB has been playing erratic lately. Manning will be manning... mr mvp. I'm gonna take Ind by default... by 3.
Was vs Dal- Who friggin knows? Dallas... you cant predict what they will do week to week. Washington has been playing better now that Zorn (that sounds like an evil character from something i swear) can't blow it up for their offense... but their defense is really good when they want to be. THis one was close to my upset special of the week but i'm gonna say Dallas outlasts Washington. D by 3
Cle vs Det- So the play that almost took out Clevelands star player Cribs at the end of last weeks Monday night game was not the call of Mangenius, but was an audible by Quinn. WoW. So not only did he suck all night at throwing the ball but turns out he makes the second dumbest call of the week in a desperate attempt at avoiding a shutout. Now I'm Done (in my B. Quinn voice). This club is just awful. Detroit improves on the season today. Detroit by 10
****upset special of the week ******
SF vs GB- This is another game that's hard to call because you dont know what you get from these teems week to week. Say what you want about the Browns... at least they're consistent! Green Bay should win this... but I just have a gut feeling that the pantless coach (superhero name) will have his team ready to kick ass and take names today. I'm taking SF to win by 3
Buf vs Jac- haha, I've been picking against Jacksonville all season because they just didnt seem to be a team to have it all together in the beginning of the season. Seems like their on a roll... who am i to deny them... Jacksonville by 7
Pit- vs KC- no contest.... and dwayne bowe is out for KC. I'm taking Pit by 17
Sea vs Min- I'm hoping for an upset here, but there won't be. Its the Brett Farves by 10.
Atl vs Nyg- Ok... really hoping for the Giants to get over the losing streak they've been on since the saints handed their asses to them on a platter in week 6. But... it won't happen. Atlanta will beat them by 7. Sorry New York...maybe next week.
NO vs TB- New Orleans is sitting a bunch of injured players. We even picked up the retread chris mcalllister for the secondary. I dont know. I have a bad feeling about this game, but I'm sticking with the undefeated Saints... by 10.
Ari- Stl- This game sounds boring. Ari by 10.
GAME TIME IN 1 MIN... RACING THROUGH THE REST OF THE PICKS !!! HAHA
SD vs Den- SD by 10
Cin vs Oak- Cin by 10
Ten vs Hou- Ten by 10
amazing how all those games are won by ten!


