Jesus has given me a sign.
The cast of Jersey Shore is going to Italy for Season 4. Read it here.
Now, this is probably career suicide, but I want to be their cultural guide.
Allow me to offer my credentials:
- PhD/MA/BA in Art History, with a specialization in Italian art, Modern and Baroque
- I speak Italian.
- I have lived in Italy for about three years total.
- I was born in New Brunswick, NJ 08901. That's halfway between 8A and 9 for those keeping score, and it means that I speak Jersey Shore.
Now, I understand that TV shows are organized years in advance, but I would like to volunteer my services.
If anyone works at MTV or knows someone who works at MTV. Tell them to holler at me.