Jesus has given me a sign.
The cast of Jersey Shore is going to Italy for Season 4. Read it here.
Now, this is probably career suicide, but I want to be their cultural guide.
Allow me to offer my credentials:
- PhD/MA/BA in Art History, with a specialization in Italian art, Modern and Baroque
- I speak Italian.
- I have lived in Italy for about three years total.
- I was born in New Brunswick, NJ 08901. That's halfway between 8A and 9 for those keeping score, and it means that I speak Jersey Shore.
Now, I understand that TV shows are organized years in advance, but I would like to volunteer my services.
If anyone works at MTV or knows someone who works at MTV. Tell them to holler at me.
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If I were affiliated with MTV (and really, I'm glad I'm not), I would hire you. You were more than entertaining in a lecture hall environment; I'm sure you would be extremeley watchable on cable TV.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I hope you enjoy my artistic vandalism:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs660.snc4/60081_1519340097487_1054072262_31502346_5237327_n.jpg
I had a Sharpie and a camera on me, and there was a sad toilet begging to be elevated to high art right in front of me.
I hope to have another class with you soon!
-Mim
Mim, that's great. Sorry it took so long, but I've been all about the Super Bowl this week. That totally made my day.
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