Attention members of the fairer sex.
I've already pilloried the guys for this, but now it's your turn.
I realize that public restrooms are often not the most sanitary places.
And, I realize, that as the more evolved of our species, you have developed the ingenious and admittedly more sanitary "squat" technique.
But, ladies, since we all know that intelligence and beauty come at the expense of aim, let me ask the following.
After you have finished, please leave the restroom as clean as possible for the rest of us.
Some of these restrooms are universal.
Maybe I'm a bit precious, but I don't like to walk into a loo that looks like a monsoon has just passed through.
You think you're grossed out, dear reader? Imagine how I felt.