Monday, January 4, 2010

Point of Order














Dear American Men,

I am one of you.

I understand how things are.

However, I would like to publicly shame certain members of this shared demographic.

Given that we are all members of what I would still like to consider civilization...

Flushing toilets after use is not optional.

In the course of a single afternoon, I happened upon two public toilets in which the previous user left a less than welcome present.

This is unacceptable.

Please flush.

Letting it mellow, even with the most eco-friendly intent, is not acceptable in public.

Thank you.

With regards,

Adrian

PS: This is a good habit in private as well.

PPS: The ladies will thank you for this as well.

4 comments:

  1. Don't thank me yet. That'll be appropriate when we vanquish this plague upon all of our houses. Godspeed flushers!

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  2. the "courtesy flush" would also be appreciated

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  3. I dont flush my pee at night or in public restrooms because it saves water every time. During the day.. after that first morning pee, i flush until my last night pee.... and then whatever pee i have to make at night and public places... i never flush, cus I assume i'm saving the state or private business some money and a little saving the planet by not doing so. Some people are trying to be ecofriendly :)

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