Trust Me. I'm a Doctor.

A friend of mine may have just hurt himself, so I shouldn't be joking. But I'm not. For real. And he'll live. So, even if I was joking, it'd be ok.

I've made a brief list of things that I think people should look to first in certain medical situations. Either alone or in combination, try:

Water.
A Drink, but just one.
Ice.
Heat.
The Dark.
Aspirin, or whatever your painkiller of choice. But be careful with that prescription stuff.
Screaming.
Smashing something.
Taking a nap.
Zoning out
An apple.
Television.

There you go. You can thank me later. And you don't have to say "wow, that really worked." I know already. But pass it on.