Dear Mr. President,
Don't you have something else to do?
Aren't there better asses to kick?
Aren't people still homeless?
And without insurance?
And getting killed all over the place?
You have better things to do.
You're better than this.
Let those idiots say what they want.
You're rubber, they're glue.
Get back to the business at hand.
By which I mean earning that Nobel Peace Prize.
Let me handle Fox News.
With hope and respect,