Friday, August 21, 2009

Multi-Tasking Heroics

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Let it be known, Chad-Esteban Johnson-Ochocinco is my new hero. Not only did he kick the winning field goal last night against the dreaded Patriots (as a wide receiver, no less), but he is one of the funniest people going right now.
This is how he said sooth yesterday, after the victorious boot:
“This year I’m gonna be myself. But I’m gonna be very productive at the same time. It’s gonna be hilarious.”
This is my new mantra for the upcoming academic year. I remember someone once saying something wise about spoonfuls of sugar and medicine. I think we should all adopt this as a goal. Being productive, honest to ourselves, and hilarious.
See, students, learning can be fun. Giddy-up.

1 comment:

  1. I need my heroes to have character. Ochocinco is great. Can't stand the good ol' boys like Peyton, or Tim Tebow, fuck someone will you!!